Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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