About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
