maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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