yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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