Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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