I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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