let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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