Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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