I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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