Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Fuck appropriateness.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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