I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I need water and some morals
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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