# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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