We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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