well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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