I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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