I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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