I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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