love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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