I just cut my nipple shaving
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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