I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do herpes really smell.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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