Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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