Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy