Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone