Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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