its not stalking. its research.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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