I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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