I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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