I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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