A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's blow job season.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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