Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
we should paint friendship bongs
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