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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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