im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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