No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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