im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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