i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Welp...herpes.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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