I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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