i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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