Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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