Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
