I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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