i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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