he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
do herpes really smell.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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