gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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