**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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