Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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