You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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