That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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