Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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