I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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