Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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