i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm always down for nudity.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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