this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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