I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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