I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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