Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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