About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
God, I missed his penis.
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