I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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