: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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